All I Want For Christmas Is Penis Shirt

Holiday gifting can feel stale, and safe tees rarely raise a grin. Awkward office events need an ice-breaker that lands fast. The All I Want For Christmas Is Penis Shirt steps in, stacking candy-cane phalluses under twinkling script to outshine other Funny Christmas Shirts. One look, laughter erupts, and the whole room loosens up.

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The design flips classic festive symbols into playful adult satire, celebrating body-positive joy while poking fun at seasonal clichés. Each Santa-capped doodle reminds wearers that desire and humor can share the same sleigh ride. By owning the joke, you toast self-confidence, embrace inclusive sexuality, and prove that real holiday spirit means laughing together—no matter how naughty the list.

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+ International Order: $9.99

Designed, printed, and shipped from the United States.
This product is hand made and made on-demand.
A soft tee made to go with everything in your closet.