If you’re into funny philosophy shirts, the Philosophers Only Want One Thing And Its Fucking Discussing Shirt nails the punchline. With Plato and Socrates seated at a table, this design rewrites modern thirst traps with classical wit. It’s perfect for academics with a sense of humor or students looking to turn heads in lecture halls. The meme-worthy line blends intellectual irony with edgy comedy, making it a go-to for philosophy majors, debate fans, or anyone who values a good discussion over small talk. Brainy humor never looked so bold.
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| Material | 100% Cotton |
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
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| Style | Hoodies, Tank Tops, Womens Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Mugs, T-shirts, and more. |
| Brand | Alberto Cerriteno |
| Imported | From the United States |
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